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[beastkingnaoma]

Christ my head hurts why am I such a fucking lightweight

Okay so.

If you work for my mother, listen up. For the next four days I'm going to be covering for her while she goes on the yearly pilgrimage where she fails to enjoy visiting her father.

I will attempt to be as unobtrusive as possible, and will be hiding in her office unless something catches on fire or something.

And, since apparently my professor didn't like my last paper, I'll be spending the time in that office writing a NEW paper about the difference between Polygamy and Polyamory. I knew sociology was bullshit but I didn't know I'd have to do WORK in the bullshit class!

At least nothing weird has turned up in any of my bleeding checks.

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[thefifthmonarch.livejournal.com]

... Bleeding checks?

[beastkingnaoma.livejournal.com]

Once a week I make a little cut on myself, and make sure my blood is still red, and doesn't eat through anything.

[thefifthmonarch.livejournal.com]

... I have no possible response to that.

[bdsm-kouji.livejournal.com]

Wait, you're on fire!?

[beastkingnaoma.livejournal.com]

..What.

[bdsm-kouji.livejournal.com]

GO GET WATER YOU IDIOT!

[beastkingnaoma.livejournal.com]

I'm not on fire..?

[bdsm-kouji.livejournal.com]

But you said you were...

[beastkingnaoma.livejournal.com]

How did I say I was on fire?

[bdsm-kouji.livejournal.com]

Your office caught on fire...?

[beastkingnaoma.livejournal.com]

Okay, I meant.

"Unless I have to leave the office to deal with an emergency or some kind, while I am covering during business hours I will stay in the office."

...god I wish my mother didn't use weird codes for her accounting records.

[bdsm-kouji.livejournal.com]

OH.

... How weird?

[beastkingnaoma.livejournal.com]

I'm pretty sure only three people on the planet could understand it well enough to do it and they're all in our family.

I think it's a complicated tax dodge.

[bdsm-kouji.livejournal.com]

Oh. Those. Mom has fun with that sort of thing when her lawyers and accountants invent new theories of physics to account for her money and taxes.

[beastkingnaoma.livejournal.com]

I think one year she faked her death as a tax break.

[bdsm-kouji.livejournal.com]

Those are the fun ones. I think my mom tried proving she didn't actually exist as a tax write off.

[sees-the-sea.livejournal.com]

Hey man, sociology is a legitimate.... ...science.

[beastkingnaoma.livejournal.com]

Yeah I guess.

You can MANAGE a bookstore with a degree in that.

[sees-the-sea.livejournal.com]

Man, you really hate bookstores.

[beastkingnaoma.livejournal.com]

Oh I hate them so much.

[thefrozenstorm.livejournal.com]

... Hm. Fine.

Good luck in your endeavor to be unobtrusive, then.

[beastkingnaoma.livejournal.com]

Yeah yeah. It'll be like I'm not even there.