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...I feel like I'm forgetting something. I don't know what though. I went and picked up that thing.. and I made sure the guy I F5'd over the hood of his car didn't die...

So what is it.

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Must not of been important enough.

It must not.

Go through everything you usually think of, see if it comes up?

Thinking of the things I usually think of won't get me anywhere.

Whatcha mean? I figure it usually would help since you might remember something obvious you'd forget.

It won't.

Gee. I wonder.

Oh right.

...Where have you been?

Oh you know nowhere special I've just been kidnapped is all

...

Wat.

KIDNAPPED. By a Cyber-Stein and a Ghoul With An Appetite!

God, I knew you were dense, but you really haven't noticed I went missing?

I've been sleeping a lot.

...And no!

...If you're kidnapped how are you talking to me?

...Really.

Either my captor is very gracious or very stupid and didn't take my PDA from me. I'm not really sure which.

..I would have noticed tomorrow for sure anyway!

Right okay you'll get a pass for now. The food here's been pretty good anyway. Might have to get some recipes or something.

Anyway, not the point.

You need to come rescue me cause this loon's planning to marry me.

..Haha what.

Yes, he's planning to marry me.

Probably in addition to this other woman I've been trading death stares with all week.

...Do I really need to come rescue you, I'd imagine his plan'd fall apart all on it's own?

...Well, yaknow, I'd rather not run the risk of it falling apart after I'm already married to him, you idiot...

it's not like the marriage would be legally binding.

Yeah well what would happen after the marriage would be, you idiot...!

...haha oh wow.

IT'S NOT FUNNY!

You got kidnapped to be some sort of zombie housewife, that's sort of funny.

...I don't want to be his housewife, you colossal jackass...

Oh no, I'm still going to burn everything to the ground, I'm just saying the idea is funny.

...I guess so.

...Come as a soon as you can, alright?

...Where are you, anyway?

Big fancy castle. Not sure where in relation to Domino, I was kind of inside the Ghoul's stomach on the trip here.

....

Do you feel sorry for all the pastries you've done that too now?

S-shut up, idiot.

So that's a yes.

fine god yes i feel like a horrible fatty mc fatterson are you happy now you idiot

..A little.

jackass.

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