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You know, say what you will about America, but at least back there I could use my damn fingers after I had an arm put into a cast.

......Oh right I'm. Y'know. Fine. Not dead or anything.

....And that vampire castle is gone.

....And I have a new deck.

....And I think I'm changing my name.

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... You were dead?

... There was a Vampire Castle?

... Is it those cute monsters from before?

... wut.

No.

Yes.

No.

I'm considering it.

... So why...?

I didn't notice one.

Then you have fallen down a step, Dog.

Why?

...There was other stuff.

Well now you never will.

They don't work on their own, I'd have to run YOUR deck for them to be useful.

Don't like my father's surname. Considering getting it changed to my mother's.

Such as.

... That's good.

What's wrong with MY deck?

... I like your name. It reminds me of an evil king. ... Or a ferret.

Being. ALMOST dead.

Yeah.

It's your deck, not mine? FRD doesn't fit me at all.

...I really hate my surname though.I like Shrieves a lot more.

... What the hell did you do.

They could fit you in time.

... I now see you with an asshole goatee and a tacky awfully colored suit.

Nothing.

...If they somehow ever fit me, I'll use them. Till then I might use a couple as tuners but nothing else.

...Oh come on.

... What the hell did you do, Naoma.

... That works.

It makes you sound like a pretentious jerk I want to kick in the shins.

Nothing!

K.

It's just a name.

... Trust me, a name is way more than "Just a name".

...What's wrong with 'Shrieves'.

Nothing. Just the sort of mail and attention you'll attract.

...Mail and attention?

Yes. You'll sound like a pretentious rich asshole or a yuppie.

....And?

Floozies will come out of the woodworks and try to hang off of you for your non-existent money.

And you'll get really annoying mail about how to make XYZ bigger.

And you'll sound like you're a pretentious rich asshole or a yuppie..?

Oh come on, nobody is going to think I'm rich just because of a last name.

I already do.

Well that's less annoying to me than sharing a name with that man.

If I was named "Tokei Bambi", what would you assume about me?

More of it.

Why?

That your mother was very cruel.

I'm fine with that.

I don't like my father so much.

I mean if you had no idea who I was, and only had my name, what would you assume about me.

... I'm wondering why.

..That your mother was very cruel.

It's complicated.

I'd assume "That girl is dumb", myself.

But see my point?

..Kinda, but I still might do it.

Good luck, Naoma.

...

Welcome back and get well soon, then?

...Thanks, but isn't a broken limb a weird a thing to say 'get well soon' to?

To be fair, it all depends on how you go about healing it. We've had people come back from things that should leave them as vegetables in a matter of a week or two.

Would you prefer 'get better soon'?

...

.....EH!?

...Hi?

BUT YOU

AND ME

AND HE

AND SHOOTING

...'d rather not really explain. It's kinda complicated.

....

...you didn't strike a deal with an evil god, did you?!

..DAMMIT, I KNEW I SHOULD HAVE SAVED THAT JOKE FOR LATER.

I believe I am owed an explanation of this bullshit, good sir.

Nope.

Two weeks of me not trusting you then, because of sudden appearance due to all that crazy stuff and not want to explain.

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