[One of those time/space raping interaction posts.]

[beastkingnaoma]

A caveman just wandered out of Domino's general hospital, his arm in a sling and a cast. Then then nearly immediately answers his phone. In english.

"Hello... hi Granddad."
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"...You heard about that? How'd you hear about that."
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"Awkward. ...You don't have to bribe me. If I wanna do it, I will."
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"...No I don't think I'll be doing it like that."
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"...No, I'm still not interested in that."
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"I'm sure she is. I'm sure she is. No I don't care how mutually beneficial it'd be."
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"You've been 'near death' for ten years, Granddad. And your 'dying wish' changes based on what you want me to do that that current moment."
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"Is he telling you things? I swear to god I'll strangle him."
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"I'll consider it."
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"sort of."

He then hangs up, and just sorta facepalms at no one for a few minutes.

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[bdsm-kouji.livejournal.com]

::Walking past you with a shopping bag. Whistling a fine tun--...

Back up.

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She pokes Jinn's sling.::

[beastkingnaoma.livejournal.com]

Shrieks loudly and clutches it. Then stares.

[bdsm-kouji.livejournal.com]

... What is that.

::Stares intensely at the sling.::

[beastkingnaoma.livejournal.com]

"..A broken arm."

[bdsm-kouji.livejournal.com]

...

But you're invincible.

::She's staring at you like you're lying.::

[beastkingnaoma.livejournal.com]

"..I'm not LITERALLY invincible, only figuratively."

[bdsm-kouji.livejournal.com]

... But you're invincible.

[beastkingnaoma.livejournal.com]

"..Figuratively. I can still be injured."

[bdsm-kouji.livejournal.com]

I think you're faking it.

::Tries to pull the arm out of the sling.::

[misplacedspirit.livejournal.com]

You know if you already weren't injured, I'd kick your ass for breaking your arm.

*Stares at you.*

[beastkingnaoma.livejournal.com]

He looks up sheepishly.

"Haaah. You're so harsh."

[misplacedspirit.livejournal.com]

*Punches your non-broken arm lightly, giving a smile.* Hey, it's your own fault for doing something stupid enough to get your arm broken over!

So what was the phone call about?

[beastkingnaoma.livejournal.com]

He rubs his arm a little

"My grandfather trying to bribe me to change my name, and then trying to arrange for me to marry a rich girl from Mississippi. "

[misplacedspirit.livejournal.com]

Ew. Arranged marraiges.

[beastkingnaoma.livejournal.com]

"Yeah. So the obvious is solution is for me to knock you up immediately."

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"After my arm is better."

[misplacedspirit.livejournal.com]

*... She blushes deeply.*

R-really?

[beastkingnaoma.livejournal.com]

"Maybe not knocking you up. But we could do what goes with it."

[sees-the-sea.livejournal.com]

A rock goes flying at Jinn.

Then somebody in a hospital gown ducks behind a bush.

[beastkingnaoma.livejournal.com]

WOP. He nearly falls over sideways from getting beaned by a rock, and starts looking around for the culprit.

"...Whoever threw that better come out now and my revenge will be brief and relatively benign."

[sees-the-sea.livejournal.com]

The bush rustles, as if someone's about to come out.

Then another rock flies out of it.

[beastkingnaoma.livejournal.com]

WOP. Right in the nose, which he then grasps and curses about (in english.)

"Fine, y'know what."

He stomps over to the bush and reaches into it with his unbroken arm, feeling around.

[sees-the-sea.livejournal.com]

"HEY HEY HEY WHADDAYA THINK YOU'RE DOIN'" A kick flies out of the bush.

[beastkingnaoma.livejournal.com]

"HURK"

He goes stumbling backswards onto his ass.

"WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING HIDING?"

[sees-the-sea.livejournal.com]

"Chuckin' rocks at you."

[beastkingnaoma.livejournal.com]

"...Why?!"