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So.

I've heard there's a new trend in couples to settle disputes by dueling.

..That seems like it'd create a lot of situations where one person was always right. I wonder if that's how people suggest it, because they think they'll always be right.

Does that start fights whenever new packs come out? Do they duel to solve THOSE fights?

Ah well.

Late Christmas.

Isabel - A black turtleneck and a gift card for Blue Eyes Mountain.
Suguru - black and white stripped knee high socks.
Hikari - A half-informative, half-entertainment book on bizarre maladies and other medical subjects
Onni - A book on proper exercise regime
Kouji - A shrub, carefully trimmed to look like you.
Monica - A bunch of sparkling steaks.

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Why does the plant look like me?

Because I trimmed it to do that?

... Eh?

I trimmed the leaves till it looked like you.

... Not getting it, but it looks nice.

Thnx.

I will so kick you in the shins.

Aw come on.

Thank you.

Between you and my dad on my birthday and Christmas, I haven't had to pay for coffee in like a year. It's pretty awesome. Why the turtleneck though?

...also, why are you so interested in something so lame?

Because the coffee you like is sort of pretentious.

So I got you a pretentious sweater.

What, the relationship thing? I just heard about it and it completely baffled me.

See, y'took something nice and made it into an insult, and now I'm gonna punch you.

Doing nice things while simultaneously insulting them is how I treat everyone I like.

Good, because punching people in the face is the same thing for me.

Thanks for the stuff.

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