beastkingnaoma: (At a loss)
beastkingnaoma ([personal profile] beastkingnaoma) wrote2011-10-09 01:40 am

[Dual Event]

You have OPTIONS

Jinn is out in Domino. He's dragging a cart behind him out of a bookstore, full of anatomy books. Even weird ones, like about the pancreas and about obscure diseases.

OR

He's doing the same thing, but out of a grocery store. With a cart full of salt.

[identity profile] imajin-all-the.livejournal.com 2011-10-09 07:42 am (UTC)(link)
::Looks at your anatomy books.:: Trying to build Frankenstein, fifth-rate?

[identity profile] imajin-all-the.livejournal.com 2011-10-10 04:13 am (UTC)(link)
There are no Frankenstein around here.

[identity profile] beastkingnaoma.livejournal.com 2011-10-11 12:59 am (UTC)(link)
"People also count as frankensteins."

[identity profile] imajin-all-the.livejournal.com 2011-10-11 01:38 am (UTC)(link)
... ::Looks at you like she wants to dope slap you so hard. Preferably into the nearest sky scraper::

[identity profile] beastkingnaoma.livejournal.com 2011-10-11 04:26 am (UTC)(link)
"You have to be more specific, I get told that a lot."

[identity profile] imajin-all-the.livejournal.com 2011-10-11 04:36 am (UTC)(link)
Frankenstein is a composite Zombie, you fucking fifth-rate.

[identity profile] beastkingnaoma.livejournal.com 2011-10-11 04:46 am (UTC)(link)
"I want to learn about anatomy okay I don't need a reason."

[identity profile] imajin-all-the.livejournal.com 2011-10-11 07:26 am (UTC)(link)
It implies a reason, hack.

[identity profile] greyerthanabyss.livejournal.com 2011-10-09 07:43 am (UTC)(link)
Are you trying to destroy someone's lawn with all that salt?

[identity profile] beastkingnaoma.livejournal.com 2011-10-09 07:54 am (UTC)(link)
"...Maybe later. But that's not why I bought all of this."

[identity profile] greyerthanabyss.livejournal.com 2011-10-10 03:19 am (UTC)(link)
... Got an addiction to pickles?

[identity profile] greyerthanabyss.livejournal.com 2011-10-11 02:41 am (UTC)(link)
... I'm pretty sure it would.

[identity profile] greyerthanabyss.livejournal.com 2011-10-11 03:22 am (UTC)(link)
Giant Pickle. Pickles are Zombie Cucumbers.

[identity profile] beastkingnaoma.livejournal.com 2011-10-11 04:26 am (UTC)(link)
"I'm not gonna soak that long, dear god."

[identity profile] beastkingnaoma.livejournal.com 2011-10-11 04:47 am (UTC)(link)
"It's going to be in a bath tub."

[identity profile] greyerthanabyss.livejournal.com 2011-10-11 07:25 am (UTC)(link)
Whatever, Pickle Man.

[identity profile] i-like-red.livejournal.com 2011-10-09 07:25 pm (UTC)(link)
*Juudai is about to enter the grocery store when he steps aside to let Jinn out of the doorway, giving an odd look at all the salt in the cart as he passes*

What's all the salt for?

[identity profile] i-like-red.livejournal.com 2011-10-09 10:11 pm (UTC)(link)
Brine...? What are you making brine for?
Edited 2011-10-09 22:12 (UTC)

[identity profile] beastkingnaoma.livejournal.com 2011-10-09 10:46 pm (UTC)(link)
"Oh you know. Soaking things."

[identity profile] beastkingnaoma.livejournal.com 2011-10-09 11:05 pm (UTC)(link)
"Fish. Vegetables. Myself."

[identity profile] i-like-red.livejournal.com 2011-10-09 11:16 pm (UTC)(link)
Well, that makes sens--- wait...

*Juudai pauses*

...yourself....?
Edited 2011-10-09 23:17 (UTC)

[identity profile] beastkingnaoma.livejournal.com 2011-10-10 01:13 am (UTC)(link)
"..It's for health reasons!"

[identity profile] i-like-red.livejournal.com 2011-10-10 10:34 pm (UTC)(link)
...I've never heard of soaking yourself in brine being used as a health reason before.

[identity profile] beastkingnaoma.livejournal.com 2011-10-11 12:58 am (UTC)(link)
"Well they call it 'salt solution' but it's really brine."

[identity profile] i-like-red.livejournal.com 2011-10-11 09:33 am (UTC)(link)
Exactly what health benefits does it have?

[identity profile] beastkingnaoma.livejournal.com 2011-10-12 12:13 am (UTC)(link)
"Strengthens skin, draws out toxins, relieves stress. That sort of thing."

[identity profile] i-like-red.livejournal.com 2011-10-12 12:20 am (UTC)(link)
Oh, well...okay. If you say so.

*He looks at Jinn, as if he doesn't really completely believe it*