[Dual Event]

[beastkingnaoma]

You have OPTIONS

Jinn is out in Domino. He's dragging a cart behind him out of a bookstore, full of anatomy books. Even weird ones, like about the pancreas and about obscure diseases.

OR

He's doing the same thing, but out of a grocery store. With a cart full of salt.

Comments

[imajin-all-the.livejournal.com]

::Looks at your anatomy books.:: Trying to build Frankenstein, fifth-rate?

[beastkingnaoma.livejournal.com]

"No. That's ridiculous."

[imajin-all-the.livejournal.com]

Then what?

[beastkingnaoma.livejournal.com]

"Take apart Frankenstein."

[imajin-all-the.livejournal.com]

... Why?

[beastkingnaoma.livejournal.com]

"It's important to know.

[imajin-all-the.livejournal.com]

There are no Frankenstein around here.

[beastkingnaoma.livejournal.com]

"People also count as frankensteins."

[imajin-all-the.livejournal.com]

... ::Looks at you like she wants to dope slap you so hard. Preferably into the nearest sky scraper::

[beastkingnaoma.livejournal.com]

"..What."

[imajin-all-the.livejournal.com]

Idiot.

[beastkingnaoma.livejournal.com]

"You have to be more specific, I get told that a lot."

[imajin-all-the.livejournal.com]

Frankenstein is a composite Zombie, you fucking fifth-rate.

[beastkingnaoma.livejournal.com]

"I want to learn about anatomy okay I don't need a reason."

[imajin-all-the.livejournal.com]

It implies a reason, hack.

[greyerthanabyss.livejournal.com]

Are you trying to destroy someone's lawn with all that salt?

[beastkingnaoma.livejournal.com]

"...Maybe later. But that's not why I bought all of this."

[greyerthanabyss.livejournal.com]

... Then why?

[beastkingnaoma.livejournal.com]

"To make brine."

[greyerthanabyss.livejournal.com]

... Got an addiction to pickles?

[beastkingnaoma.livejournal.com]

"I plan to soak myself."

[greyerthanabyss.livejournal.com]

... Wouldn't that kill you?

[beastkingnaoma.livejournal.com]

"No...?"

[greyerthanabyss.livejournal.com]

... I'm pretty sure it would.

[beastkingnaoma.livejournal.com]

"Why would it kill me."

[greyerthanabyss.livejournal.com]

Giant Pickle. Pickles are Zombie Cucumbers.

[beastkingnaoma.livejournal.com]

"I'm not gonna soak that long, dear god."

[greyerthanabyss.livejournal.com]

What if you drown?

[beastkingnaoma.livejournal.com]

"It's going to be in a bath tub."

[greyerthanabyss.livejournal.com]

You could slip and drown.

[beastkingnaoma.livejournal.com]

"I'll be sitting down!"

[greyerthanabyss.livejournal.com]

Whatever, Pickle Man.

[i-like-red.livejournal.com]

*Juudai is about to enter the grocery store when he steps aside to let Jinn out of the doorway, giving an odd look at all the salt in the cart as he passes*

What's all the salt for?

[beastkingnaoma.livejournal.com]

"Making brine, mostly."

[i-like-red.livejournal.com]

Brine...? What are you making brine for?

[beastkingnaoma.livejournal.com]

"Oh you know. Soaking things."

[i-like-red.livejournal.com]

...like what...?

[beastkingnaoma.livejournal.com]

"Fish. Vegetables. Myself."

[i-like-red.livejournal.com]

Well, that makes sens--- wait...

*Juudai pauses*

...yourself....?

[beastkingnaoma.livejournal.com]

"..It's for health reasons!"

[i-like-red.livejournal.com]

...I've never heard of soaking yourself in brine being used as a health reason before.

[beastkingnaoma.livejournal.com]

"Well they call it 'salt solution' but it's really brine."

[i-like-red.livejournal.com]

Exactly what health benefits does it have?

[beastkingnaoma.livejournal.com]

"Strengthens skin, draws out toxins, relieves stress. That sort of thing."

[i-like-red.livejournal.com]

Oh, well...okay. If you say so.

*He looks at Jinn, as if he doesn't really completely believe it*