beastkingnaoma | (no subject)

..I think someone is stalking me.

I keep seeing the same girl following me around.

So stop flirting.

I haven't even spoken to them.

Or seen them up close.

Then how do you know it's a girl.

Okay, sorry, I assumed.

It's either a girl or a very feminine man.

k.

So tell them to go away?

I'm sort of scared to get close to them.

Like, scared of being arrested.

... Why would you get arrested.

Big scary guy approaching a girl.

And? What's your point?

I'd get arrested!

Why? ?_?

I look sort of.

Y'know.

Threatening.

You're a teddy bear.

Not to most people.

Well most people are dumb.

But still.