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[beastkingnaoma]

So my boss handed me a list of rules I am to follow on while I'm here. Then he passed out, and said to wake him in two days.

I'm starting to think he considers me a completely inappropriate idiot based on these rules.

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[nekoroara.livejournal.com]

Kekeke, what do they say?~

[beastkingnaoma.livejournal.com]

10 out of 15 were "Do not hit on the students" re-worded.

[nekoroara.livejournal.com]

He didn't think about you hitting on the faculty?

Your cousin's an idiot!

[beastkingnaoma.livejournal.com]

The faculty aren't minors, I guess?

[nekoroara.livejournal.com]

Just for that, I'm getting a job here~

[beastkingnaoma.livejournal.com]

Do you even legally exist?

[nekoroara.livejournal.com]

I legally exist enough, old man.

I legally exist enough.

[beastkingnaoma.livejournal.com]

There's really only two settings on that switch, Roara.

"Yes, and No" And I'm pretty sure you're set to "no"

[heroesheart.livejournal.com]

What are the rules, Jinn-san?

[beastkingnaoma.livejournal.com]

I can't reveal them all due to corporate something or other.

But let me put it this way. There are 15 items on the list. 10 of them are "Do not hit on the students."

[heroesheart.livejournal.com]

...

[heroesheart.livejournal.com]

Oh wow.

[beastkingnaoma.livejournal.com]

Keep in mind we've met like, thrice before he gave me this list.

He's making assumptions that just because I take and deliver shots to the face for a living I'm some kind of brute!

[heroesheart.livejournal.com]

Ah, you're a boxer then?

What brought you to being a bodyguard?

[beastkingnaoma.livejournal.com]

I got hit in the face a whole bunch by the NABF champion, so I can't fight for at least 8 months or so.

And I normally live in New York. Those apartments are expensive

So I got a job protecting my cousin.

[heroesheart.livejournal.com]

Ah, are you American too? I haven't been in America since I was..uh..

....

..I have no idea. six maybe?

[beastkingnaoma.livejournal.com]

Yeah.

I grew up in Queens, but I moved to Brooklyn when I moved out of my rent's house.

[heroesheart.livejournal.com]

I have..absolutely no idea where I lived!

Wow, I guess I totally forgot most of what I did when I was a little kid.

[beastkingnaoma.livejournal.com]

Must not have been very eventful, I guess, huh?

[nekoroara.livejournal.com]

Haha, neither do I!

Mostly because I got attacked by a crazy samurai or something and lost all memory of everything preceding that.

...
Is that how you spell preceding? Preceeding? Agh, oh well!

[beastkingnaoma.livejournal.com]

Stop telling the nice people about your crazy imaginative stories.

[nekoroara.livejournal.com]

It's not imaginative!

[beastkingnaoma.livejournal.com]

Yes they are!

[doublechina.livejournal.com]

I'm sure you're not inappropriate or an idiot, Jinn-kun.

[nekoroara.livejournal.com]

Well, he's not inappropriate and an idiot.

Just one of those two things<3

[beastkingnaoma.livejournal.com]

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