[Event]

[beastkingnaoma]

There's some kind of shrimpy runt running around Domino. He's barely 5'3 at best, but he looks even shorter because he sort of slouches.

He looks familiar. Almost like Yuri, but older. And he's short. Very short.

He's eating a sandwich and looking at a storefront.

Comments

[cuterthancute]

And. It was hot. Take a compliment.

::Flicks you in the head.::

[beastkingnaoma]

"Hey, don't flick me! What are you, like 15?!"

[cuterthancute]

15~30. Pick a number between those. It'd be accurate. ::Gives a throaty purr.::

[beastkingnaoma]

"You look like. 14."

[cuterthancute]

That would be my fault of my "dad".

::Trots around you, sizing you up, as if measuring a steak.::

[beastkingnaoma]

"...What."

[cuterthancute]

He likes to keep me in a child like adolescent body so his brain doesn't shatter.

::Brushes a finger up and down your arm.::

[beastkingnaoma]

"...That's weird. Why are you doing that."

[cuterthancute]

Because I like you, honey~

[beastkingnaoma]

"..You're a little young for me."

[cuterthancute]

A young body shouldn't affect a mature mind. ::Raises your chin up with gentle fingers.::

[beastkingnaoma]

"The police think it does. Plus you said you have a weird dad."

[cuterthancute]

The police consist of what? Some purple haired hooch said Dad wants to pork and my dad's arch-nemesis. So. Whatever.

[beastkingnaoma]

"Still a weird dad."

[cuterthancute]

I think he'd approve of a cute boy like you.

[beastkingnaoma]

"....Uh huh."

[cuterthancute]

I like you.

[beastkingnaoma]

"..You're a little young for me."

[cuterthancute]

You're a bit young for me, you mean. ::Purr.::

[beastkingnaoma]

"No, pretty sure you're like 14 and I'm an adult."

[cuterthancute]

No, I'm an adult and you're like. 12.

[beastkingnaoma]

"No, I'm 18, and you're like 14."

[cuterthancute]

You're 13 at best, runt, and I'm mentally older than you by a lightyear.

::Jab.::

[beastkingnaoma]

"I'm 18, and you're a 15 year old who thinks she's sultry."

[cuterthancute]

You wanna fight?