[Event]

[beastkingnaoma]

There's some kind of shrimpy runt running around Domino. He's barely 5'3 at best, but he looks even shorter because he sort of slouches.

He looks familiar. Almost like Yuri, but older. And he's short. Very short.

He's eating a sandwich and looking at a storefront.

Comments

[beastkingnaoma]

"...I dunno you threw a drink all over me the other day and sobbed all over me."

[bdsm_kouji]

Nope. Don't remember you. ::Walks on.::

[beastkingnaoma]

"You want me to be your fiance."

[bdsm_kouji]

Yeah right, I'd remember that.

::Trot trot trot.::

[beastkingnaoma]

"...Kouji. It's me. Jinn. What is wrong with your brain."

[bdsm_kouji]

...

::Looks you over.::

Yeah right. You're too short to be Jinn and too ugly.

[beastkingnaoma]

"I'M AS TALL AND HANDSOME AS I ALWAYS WAS."

[bdsm_kouji]

... Jinn is like 6'7" or something. You're like 4'8". Sorry, but you're clearly delusional, kid.

[beastkingnaoma]

"I've always been this tall. Did Grimro eat your brain?"

[bdsm_kouji]

No, but you're clearly insane, kid. Now amscray. I don't like you trying to pretend to be someone important to me as part of a joke.

[beastkingnaoma]

"Kouji. It is me. Beasts and all that. 18. Rich. All that."

[bdsm_kouji]

Jinn is 25 or 26, try again, dipshit.

[beastkingnaoma]

"Well, I'm not. and I'm him. And your measurements are [measurements]."

[bdsm_kouji]

... ::Enjoy being rammed in the head by her purse and being called a pervert endlessly.::

[beastkingnaoma]

"OW OW OW KOUJI QUIT IT."

[bdsm_kouji]

GO DIE, YOU FUCKING SCUM FACED BRAT, OR I'M GOING TO KILL YOU MYSELF.

[beastkingnaoma]

"Kouji, calm down, what the hell is the matter with you?!"

[bdsm_kouji]

WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU, KID!?

::Pulls a Taser Stungun out of her purse. It's crackling.::

[beastkingnaoma]

"Kouji. I am Jinn. seriously. Why are you acting crazy!"

[bdsm_kouji]

JINN ISN'T A FUCKING SCRUBBY RUNT.

::She's now trying to stab you with the stungun. Enjoy. 8U::

[beastkingnaoma]

He narrowly avoids being shocked each time.

"QUIT IT!"

[bdsm_kouji]

THEN GO FUCKING DIE, KID.

::She isn't relenting, she's only advancing her thrusts with that thing.::

[beastkingnaoma]

"Goddammit Kouji I am who I say I am!"

He continues dodging.

[bdsm_kouji]

Like I'm going to believe that bullshit, fucking psycho brat.

::She keeps trying to thrust the hing into you.::

[beastkingnaoma]

"WHY ARE YOU TRYING TO SHOCK ME I HAVEN'T EVEN DONE ANYTHING"