[Event]

[beastkingnaoma]

There's some kind of shrimpy runt running around Domino. He's barely 5'3 at best, but he looks even shorter because he sort of slouches.

He looks familiar. Almost like Yuri, but older. And he's short. Very short.

He's eating a sandwich and looking at a storefront.

Comments

[memoryistime]

Because if you were Jinn, I might have to kill you. For being obnoxious.

Also I hate to think of a world where people spontaneously deage and don't have anything to explain it by.

[beastkingnaoma]

"I've always been this age you caramel tart."

[memoryistime]

Jinn's in his twenties or something, I dunno what, he's a goddamn giant.

You're what, 16? 15?

[beastkingnaoma]

"I'm 18, and I've always been 18 god damn it, why do all you lunatics keep saying that?!"

[memoryistime]

Oh, so you're suddenly eternally 18 years old, no matter what?

[beastkingnaoma]

"Well not eternally, but you know what I mean! This isn't new!"

[memoryistime]

Yeah, it is.

*places hands on your head. and presses down. obviously trying to squish you.

this is a new experience being taller than you.*

[beastkingnaoma]

He is squished slightly.

"What are you doing."

[memoryistime]

Squishing you down. To see if you can get smaller.

[beastkingnaoma]

"I'm not made of rubber!"

[memoryistime]

I dunno, you lost like over a foot in height, maybe you secretly are.

[beastkingnaoma]

"I've been this tall forever!"

[memoryistime]

If that were the case, I wouldn't be treating this like a new and exciting experience.

*pressing down more*

[beastkingnaoma]

He's further squished.

"Will you cut it out?!"

[memoryistime]

Oh, fine.

*he relents, shrugging, and turning to go*

[beastkingnaoma]

"This is why you should be a girl, so you're shorter than me."

[memoryistime]

Even as a girl I'd still be taller than you, brat.

[beastkingnaoma]

"You would not, you'd be teeny tiny!"

[memoryistime]

I'm not sub-five foot.

[beastkingnaoma]

"I'M FIVE THREE!"

[memoryistime]

And I'd still be taller than you.

[beastkingnaoma]

"I'm going to find a shrink ray!"

[memoryistime]

It'd probably be the same one that was used on you.

[beastkingnaoma]

"I'VE ALWAYS BEEN THIS AGE!"

[memoryistime]

*he just. shakes his head in pity at your undeniable craziness. and tries to walk away. To leave you to wallow in your craziness. and also shortness.*