[Event]

[beastkingnaoma]

There's some kind of shrimpy runt running around Domino. He's barely 5'3 at best, but he looks even shorter because he sort of slouches.

He looks familiar. Almost like Yuri, but older. And he's short. Very short.

He's eating a sandwich and looking at a storefront.

Comments

[itsforflavoring]

You're Bentou Storage sized. Now shuddup and let me eat.

[beastkingnaoma]

He begins to walk away with her lunch.

[itsforflavoring]

::Trots and crushes your shoulders. Or tries to.::

[beastkingnaoma]

"Ow ow ow, why why."

[itsforflavoring]

'cuz Lunch! NOW LET ME EAT, BRAT.

[beastkingnaoma]

"FINE, UGH. JUST HURRY UP."

He stands there folding his arms.

[itsforflavoring]

::Takes her sweet time, making nummy happy sounds.::

[beastkingnaoma]

"..Do you just randomly pick people to use as shelves."

[itsforflavoring]

Yup.

::Gorge gorge.::

[beastkingnaoma]

"..."

He reaches behind him to try and feel who the hell is harassing him.

[itsforflavoring]

::Infinite plump.::

Touch anymore, and I'll break your arms up and down 'nuff that they don't work no more, shrimpy.

[beastkingnaoma]

"...K."

He just stares ahead.

[itsforflavoring]

::Chow chomp chow, belch, tosses the box into a trashcan.::

Thanks, shrimpazoid.

[beastkingnaoma]

He turns around and stares.

Oh god Yuri quit school and joined a violence gang.

[itsforflavoring]

... Why are ya in a gang, Yuri?

[beastkingnaoma]

"...I ain't Yuri. I'm Yuri's brother."

[itsforflavoring]

... Yeah right. He tells me his brother is the size of a mountain and walking Adonis who towers above all men or some shit like that.

[beastkingnaoma]

"...Well I aint'."

[itsforflavoring]

Then ya ain't his brother, 'cuz I'm pretty sure Yuri don't lie, liar.

[beastkingnaoma]

"Maybe he's remembering from when he was real little."

[itsforflavoring]

Doubt it.

::Starts toddling off. You should conquer and date her.::

[beastkingnaoma]

He swoops up next to her.

"So, who are you?"

[itsforflavoring]

You gotta Number?

[beastkingnaoma]

"I have. A phone number."

[itsforflavoring]

I mean a Number Card.