[Dream Event Post.]

[beastkingnaoma]

 You find yourself walking through a dark castle. Your clothes have been replaced with something probably frilly and half gothic.

It's dimly lit with candles and largely seems to be dark grey stone with an occasional suit of armor, bat, or rug.

Eventually, sword clashing can be heard. If investiaged, you can see Jinn using a jet black Katana to cut down moving armors. Or maybe there's things in them. Who knows. Finishes up, cutting the last one, and sheathes the ridiculous weeablade as the armor collapses into pieces

"Autumn ends..frogs settle into the earth."

Holy shit this man is the biggest loser on the planet.

Comments

[beastkingnaoma]

"If I did, they'd dress like that! You probably want my delicious blood, Vampiguru!"

[remarkablerain]

I don't want anything of yours!

Your blood would probably be full concentrated loserdom, anyway.

[beastkingnaoma]

"I'm not a loser!

[remarkablerain]

"Frogs settle into the earth"?? The hell is that crap, anyway?

*... ... though, she does check her teeth to make sure she wasn't turned into a vampire out of nowhere*

[beastkingnaoma]

Thankfully no.

"It's a proverb! I'm sorry you're too busy doing whatever you do to know any!"

[remarkablerain]

*oh thank god*

It sounds like a really stupid proverb, to me.

[beastkingnaoma]

"It was cool!"

[remarkablerain]

There are plenty of cooler things you could've said!

[beastkingnaoma]

"Nuh uh!"

[remarkablerain]

Uh huh! Why am I even arguing this.

Your proverb was that stupid.

[beastkingnaoma]

"So says a closet gothloli fanatic."

[remarkablerain]

I am not a fanatic! I hate this style!

[beastkingnaoma]

"You're wearing it!"

[remarkablerain]

I didn't put it on, though!

All I know is suddenly, bam, I'm walking around here wearing this goofy dress and watching you be a loser.

[beastkingnaoma]

"I'm not being a loser! And yeah right! You probably hang out here since you pretend to not be into this stuff all the time!"

[remarkablerain]

I don't even know where I am! Did you miss that part?!

If I felt like I needed to hide anything, I wouldn't have said anything, idiot!

[beastkingnaoma]

"Well I dunno how you got here! It's hard to get to a cursed castle in the middle of a haunted forest on accident!"

[remarkablerain]

Well, I sure got here by accident! That's the truth of it!

*she basically huffs, looking pretty peeved at you, Jinn. she totally blames you.*

[beastkingnaoma]

"Why do you look like you're blaming me! Maybe the person who owns this castle kidnapped you!"

[remarkablerain]

Well, if that's the case. Do you know who owns this castle?

[beastkingnaoma]

"Some super strong guy, I heard."

[remarkablerain]

Well, I'm going to beat him up.

[beastkingnaoma]

"Nuh uh, I'm gonna beat up with my sword."

[remarkablerain]

You can hit them with your sword but I still want to break their jaw.

[beastkingnaoma]

"They'll squish you! They have like, a 5 foot long sword shaped like a cross and cut mountains in half!"