beastkingnaoma | (no subject)

I keep getting really weird looks from people and I don't know why.

I haven't changed anything recently.

Do it and you'll be lunch for some crows.

..Can you even still do that, now that you're alive again?

Yes, I can. Since I've been making the big dragon solid under most of my own power.

Exhausting as hell, though.

Oh.

Still.

No spreading rumors, or belly dancer outfit.

I'm not going to spread any goddamn rumors!

You stay the hell away from me with outfits like that.

Well don't spread any weird rumors and I will!

You seemed so happy to call me a nerd, so I wouldn't put it past you to spread rumors.

Calling you a nerd to your face is different than calling you a nerd to other people.

..Don't call me a nerd to my face either!

I dunno, I think calling you one to your face is better than spreading rumors about you being one.

Don't do either!

I'm not going to do the latter.

Don't do EITHER!

Nnaaah, don't be picky.

DON'T CALL ME NERD.

That'd be denying it.

I'm not a nerd!

Do something not nerdy then sometime.

When do I do nerdy things?!

Whenever you show off, it feels nerdy.

..HOW?!

It feels like you're living in video game or a manga or something when you try to show off. It's really nerdy.

IT IS NOT!

Uh-huh, and what would you call it?