beastkingnaoma | (no subject)

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I keep getting really weird looks from people and I don't know why.

I haven't changed anything recently.

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Maybe they finally realized a giant is walking among them.

What kind of looks?

No I already get those looks.

Weirder looks.

And not everyone is as short as you, munchkin.

Looks and then they whisper to each other.

Hm... anything in particular sticking out about this, dear?

I'm perfectly average for this country. Most of the time.

They want to have sex with you.

Or they believe you're a criminal.

I'm sorry I can only hear the tiny squeaks of someone who fits in a pocket.

..I dunno, it's like people see me, and then whisper and point.

..It's mostly girls, but it doesn't seem to be either of those.

...Maybe they're just realizing you're a barbarian king?

...

what now.

You know, you have that whole "warlord, king, and conquerer" air. Like you're going to raise an army to capture all the women and town, and make them your concubines!

Har har, very funny, sir gets whispered at for being weird.

..

That never got me weird looks before.

..And I do not!

Well maybe more people have noticed it?

And you totally do!

I dunno then.

At least I don't wither and squeal when people notice me like you.

No, it must be something else.

I do not!

...It's looks like I'm a mutant.

I don't know what you're talking about.

If someone noticed you on the street you'd act like a deer in headlights.

... You are, though.

I am not, I'm normal!

Are you sure? I mean... it's hard to tell if people aren't saying and you can't tell how they're looking at you. Reverence? Fear?

You totally do. You just don't want to admit it.

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