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[beastkingnaoma]

 I keep getting really weird looks from people and I don't know why.

I haven't changed anything recently.

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[ancient_prophecy]

They want to have sex with you.

Or they believe you're a criminal.

[beastkingnaoma]

..It's mostly girls, but it doesn't seem to be either of those.

[ancient_prophecy]

I dunno then.

[beastkingnaoma]

...It's looks like I'm a mutant.

[ancient_prophecy]

... You are, though.

[beastkingnaoma]

I am not, I'm normal!

[ancient_prophecy]

No, you're like some sort of Germanic Barbarian chieftain returned to life.

[beastkingnaoma]

I am not!

[ancient_prophecy]

Yeah you are.

[beastkingnaoma]

I am not, dangit!

[ancient_prophecy]

You totally are, kid.

[beastkingnaoma]

I am not a revived barbarian!

[ancient_prophecy]

Prove it.