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[beastkingnaoma]

 I keep getting really weird looks from people and I don't know why.

I haven't changed anything recently.

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[memoryistime]

Maybe they finally realized a giant is walking among them.

[beastkingnaoma]

No I already get those looks.

Weirder looks.

And not everyone is as short as you, munchkin.

[memoryistime]

I'm perfectly average for this country. Most of the time.

[beastkingnaoma]

I'm sorry I can only hear the tiny squeaks of someone who fits in a pocket.

[memoryistime]

Har har, very funny, sir gets whispered at for being weird.

[beastkingnaoma]

At least I don't wither and squeal when people notice me like you.

[memoryistime]

I don't know what you're talking about.

[beastkingnaoma]

If someone noticed you on the street you'd act like a deer in headlights.

[memoryistime]

I am completely calm in nonpersonal social situations.

[ancient_prophecy]

What kind of looks?

[beastkingnaoma]

Looks and then they whisper to each other.

[ancient_prophecy]

They want to have sex with you.

Or they believe you're a criminal.

[beastkingnaoma]

..It's mostly girls, but it doesn't seem to be either of those.

[ancient_prophecy]

I dunno then.

[beastkingnaoma]

...It's looks like I'm a mutant.

[ancient_prophecy]

... You are, though.

[beastkingnaoma]

I am not, I'm normal!

[misplacedspirit]

Hm... anything in particular sticking out about this, dear?

[beastkingnaoma]

..I dunno, it's like people see me, and then whisper and point.

[misplacedspirit]

...Maybe they're just realizing you're a barbarian king?

[beastkingnaoma]

...

what now.

[misplacedspirit]

You know, you have that whole "warlord, king, and conquerer" air. Like you're going to raise an army to capture all the women and town, and make them your concubines!

[beastkingnaoma]

..

That never got me weird looks before.

..And I do not!

[misplacedspirit]

Well maybe more people have noticed it?

And you totally do!

[beastkingnaoma]

No, it must be something else.

I do not!