beastkingnaoma | (no subject)

I keep getting really weird looks from people and I don't know why.

I haven't changed anything recently.

At least I don't wither and squeal when people notice me like you.

I don't know what you're talking about.

If someone noticed you on the street you'd act like a deer in headlights.

I am completely calm in nonpersonal social situations.

Suuuure.

Right, Barbarian King.

DON'T GO SPREADING THAT AROUND, I DON'T WANT IT GETTING ANY DUMBER.

Psh, like hell I would in the first place.

I don't need your ego growing.

Good.

Cause if something dumb happens I'll put you in a belly dancer's outfit.

Do it and you'll be lunch for some crows.

..Can you even still do that, now that you're alive again?

Yes, I can. Since I've been making the big dragon solid under most of my own power.

Exhausting as hell, though.

Oh.

Still.

No spreading rumors, or belly dancer outfit.

I'm not going to spread any goddamn rumors!

You stay the hell away from me with outfits like that.

Well don't spread any weird rumors and I will!

You seemed so happy to call me a nerd, so I wouldn't put it past you to spread rumors.

Calling you a nerd to your face is different than calling you a nerd to other people.

..Don't call me a nerd to my face either!

I dunno, I think calling you one to your face is better than spreading rumors about you being one.

Don't do either!

I'm not going to do the latter.

Don't do EITHER!

Nnaaah, don't be picky.

DON'T CALL ME NERD.

That'd be denying it.

I'm not a nerd!

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