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[beastkingnaoma]

 I keep getting really weird looks from people and I don't know why.

I haven't changed anything recently.

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[beastkingnaoma]

No I already get those looks.

Weirder looks.

And not everyone is as short as you, munchkin.

[memoryistime]

I'm perfectly average for this country. Most of the time.

[beastkingnaoma]

I'm sorry I can only hear the tiny squeaks of someone who fits in a pocket.

[memoryistime]

Har har, very funny, sir gets whispered at for being weird.

[beastkingnaoma]

At least I don't wither and squeal when people notice me like you.

[memoryistime]

I don't know what you're talking about.

[beastkingnaoma]

If someone noticed you on the street you'd act like a deer in headlights.

[memoryistime]

I am completely calm in nonpersonal social situations.

[beastkingnaoma]

Suuuure.

[memoryistime]

Right, Barbarian King.

[beastkingnaoma]

DON'T GO SPREADING THAT AROUND, I DON'T WANT IT GETTING ANY DUMBER.

[memoryistime]

Psh, like hell I would in the first place.

I don't need your ego growing.

[beastkingnaoma]

Good.

Cause if something dumb happens I'll put you in a belly dancer's outfit.

[memoryistime]

Do it and you'll be lunch for some crows.

[beastkingnaoma]

..Can you even still do that, now that you're alive again?

[memoryistime]

Yes, I can. Since I've been making the big dragon solid under most of my own power.

Exhausting as hell, though.

[beastkingnaoma]

Oh.

Still.

No spreading rumors, or belly dancer outfit.

[memoryistime]

I'm not going to spread any goddamn rumors!

You stay the hell away from me with outfits like that.

[beastkingnaoma]

Well don't spread any weird rumors and I will!

You seemed so happy to call me a nerd, so I wouldn't put it past you to spread rumors.

[memoryistime]

Calling you a nerd to your face is different than calling you a nerd to other people.

[beastkingnaoma]

..Don't call me a nerd to my face either!

[memoryistime]

I dunno, I think calling you one to your face is better than spreading rumors about you being one.

[beastkingnaoma]

Don't do either!

[memoryistime]

I'm not going to do the latter.

[beastkingnaoma]

Don't do EITHER!