beastkingnaoma | (no subject)

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I keep getting really weird looks from people and I don't know why.

I haven't changed anything recently.

Are you sure? I mean... it's hard to tell if people aren't saying and you can't tell how they're looking at you. Reverence? Fear?

You totally do. You just don't want to admit it.

It's something like reverence or weirdness.

And I do not! I do not have the air of someone who is going to make girls into concubines!

...Oh, they might be thinking you're some sort of resurrected king I dredged out of the Black Forest of Germany.

But you totally do have the air of a man who wouldn't be satisfied with 3, much less ten wives.

..

Why would they be thinking that.

And I do not!

I might have told a pair of dweeby twin sisters you like to mess with I resurrected a barbarian king from the Black Forest.

And I might have not so subtly implied it was you.

Sorry!

Edited 2013-09-14 06:15 (UTC)

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Monica

that's why I'm getting weird looks.

...Nah. I don't think so.

I mean, the bolts I tried to put in your neck didn't even stick or anything!

The rumor still gets around!

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