beastkingnaoma | (no subject)

...Okay, look.

I'm the first to admit I've been out of the game for uh.

Five years? Five years.

Are duels just fights now.

I'm confused.

I run a cabaret club.

Also no.

Oh. ...you'd get along great with my mom.

Let me have this.

I ain't a tengu!

Fine.

Sasquatch then.

I'm going to print fake coupons for free food and give them to all your illegitimate siblings.

Joke's on you, they already guilt me into that.

Fine.

Then I'll give them both jobs so they can pay and feel justified in being more obnoxious.

...You know?

Sure.

I know Trendafilka was looking for part-time work anyway.

...

Goddammit.