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[beastkingnaoma]

 ...Okay, look.

 

I'm the first to admit I've been out of the game for uh.

 

Five years? Five years.

 

Are duels just fights now.

 

I'm confused.

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[hardcorebestcore]

Word on the street you're the job man.

The man with jobs.

[wherethewildthingsare]

....Jesus christ, he's fast.

[hardcorebestcore]

Demon brother seemed excited that you would try to hire me so called while I was neglecting homework! He devolved into mad cackling near end of conversation. Think it might be stress getting to him.

Refused to give me waitress part time, because last time I even looked into back of restaurant, broke three plates.

[wherethewildthingsare]

..How old are you.

[hardcorebestcore]

Fifteen!

Ish.

Is hard to tell, because of being found in jungle and adoption.

[wherethewildthingsare]

Okay that's too young for a cabaret girl...

And you seem about as subtle as a wrecking ball...and can't stay out late..

Okay, you can be a gopher.

[hardcorebestcore]

...What's a cabaret girl?

Is that a kind of dancing? I love dancing! Am not even good enough at digging to be gopher!

[wherethewildthingsare]

No.

It is not dancing.

It is a job I could not actually imagine anyone being worse at, except maybe Isabel.

And gopher just means you'll sweep, and go get food for the rest of the staff, and maybe occasionally throw people through a door way.

[hardcorebestcore]

What? Will show you! Would be great at it, whatever it is. Will ask parents for definition!

...You were losing me at chores and waiting on people, but if I get to throw at least three men a week, might be good...

[wherethewildthingsare]

You can't be a cabaret girl until you're at least 18 anyway!

And not waiting, doing convenience store runs.

[hardcorebestcore]

Oh, it's one of THOSE things!

Does that make you sleazy? It sounds like would make you sleazy.

[wherethewildthingsare]

No.

It isn't one of THOSE things, it's just that you can't be near alcohol in any sense.

[hardcorebestcore]

Oh!

... can I sniff the alcohol at least?

[wherethewildthingsare]

It would be better if you did not.

[hardcorebestcore]

Can I be paid in strength training?

[wherethewildthingsare]

...

I can give you money, y'know.

[hardcorebestcore]

Oh! I am ranked third in junior league and they pay me.

Parents give me parts of it as allowance! Do not need money, need reason to slack off in school.

[wherethewildthingsare]

You know you have to get permission to have a part time job anyway, right.

Based on your grades.

[hardcorebestcore]

W-WHAT?!

[wherethewildthingsare]

Yeah?

It's not like the school is gonna let you slack off with me as an excuse.

[hardcorebestcore]

... This is the worst day of life.

Will... Um. Talk to you about work later? Or send Kiko your way.