beastkingnaoma | (no subject)

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Cards aren't supposed to magically teleport into your pocket after you bury them in a park, are they?

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But you'd be cute as a rabbit.

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If I wasn't in your fucking head I would punch you so fucking hard you'd have a fucking hole in your brain.

You're in my head?

Close fucking enough.

This is actually you just fucking replying to yourself in a private thread in your own entry to yourself.

Yeah well.

.....Does this mean if I have a dream I'm getting dream punched?

Yes.

...Can we do other dream things?

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I'm fucking getting the fuck back into the back of your brain now.

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