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[beastkingnaoma]

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Cards aren't supposed to magically teleport into your pocket after you bury them in a park, are they?

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[heroesheart.livejournal.com]

You're not fucking dumping me in some fucking park.

THIS IS PRIVATE RIGHT? PRETTY SURE HE WON'T GO INSANE IF OTHER PEOPLE CAN SEE IT.

[beastkingnaoma.livejournal.com]

TOTALLY PRIVATE

[heroesheart.livejournal.com]

Cat got your fucking tongue?

hah.

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[beastkingnaoma.livejournal.com]

h-how

w-what

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[heroesheart.livejournal.com]

Can't even form a fucking sentence now, moron?

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[beastkingnaoma.livejournal.com]

H-how is this.. I have to be seeing things..

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[heroesheart.livejournal.com]

So I'm just some fucking thing for you to imagine you're seeing now.

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[beastkingnaoma.livejournal.com]

No, that's not it at all!

I just.. don't know how this can be happening!

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[heroesheart.livejournal.com]

Because you're letting me lay fucking dead, idiot.

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[beastkingnaoma.livejournal.com]

I'm not..

W-what could I do?!

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[heroesheart.livejournal.com]

The only thing you can fucking do is what you've BEEN doing.

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[beastkingnaoma.livejournal.com]

B-but...

You.. you can't be the card.. that's not possible..

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[heroesheart.livejournal.com]

I was some fucking brainless bimbo who got split into five fucking people.

Don't talk about things not being fucking impossible.

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[beastkingnaoma.livejournal.com]

T-there has to be something else I can do but just that..

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[heroesheart.livejournal.com]

Break out the fucking vodoo and invoke the ancient gods and reincarnate me as a fucking rabbit.

But if you do that I'll fucking kill you.

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[beastkingnaoma.livejournal.com]

....

As a rabbit?

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[heroesheart.livejournal.com]

Don't fucking ask.

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[beastkingnaoma.livejournal.com]

Unless I accidentally turn myself into a carrot in the same ritual you'll have a hard time killing me.

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[heroesheart.livejournal.com]

Well that exact ritual also has a pretty high chance of turning the caster into a carrot, but that was mostly there for irony.

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[beastkingnaoma.livejournal.com]

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I'll stand on a high shelf when I do it then.

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[heroesheart.livejournal.com]

Can only be done with low ceilings.

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[beastkingnaoma.livejournal.com]

...I'll put a cage around the area before I do it!

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[heroesheart.livejournal.com]

Look this isn't the fucking point

just go summon the fucking card more.

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[beastkingnaoma.livejournal.com]

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But you'd be cute as a rabbit.

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[heroesheart.livejournal.com]

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If I wasn't in your fucking head I would punch you so fucking hard you'd have a fucking hole in your brain.

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[beastkingnaoma.livejournal.com]

You're in my head?

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[heroesheart.livejournal.com]

Close fucking enough.

This is actually you just fucking replying to yourself in a private thread in your own entry to yourself.

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[beastkingnaoma.livejournal.com]

Yeah well.

.....Does this mean if I have a dream I'm getting dream punched?

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[heroesheart.livejournal.com]

Yes.

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[beastkingnaoma.livejournal.com]

...Can we do other dream things?

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[heroesheart.livejournal.com]

....

I'm fucking getting the fuck back into the back of your brain now.

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