beastkingnaoma | (no subject)

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Cards aren't supposed to magically teleport into your pocket after you bury them in a park, are they?

I was some fucking brainless bimbo who got split into five fucking people.

Don't talk about things not being fucking impossible.

T-there has to be something else I can do but just that..

Break out the fucking vodoo and invoke the ancient gods and reincarnate me as a fucking rabbit.

But if you do that I'll fucking kill you.

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As a rabbit?

Don't fucking ask.

Unless I accidentally turn myself into a carrot in the same ritual you'll have a hard time killing me.

Well that exact ritual also has a pretty high chance of turning the caster into a carrot, but that was mostly there for irony.

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I'll stand on a high shelf when I do it then.

Can only be done with low ceilings.

...I'll put a cage around the area before I do it!

Look this isn't the fucking point

just go summon the fucking card more.

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But you'd be cute as a rabbit.

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If I wasn't in your fucking head I would punch you so fucking hard you'd have a fucking hole in your brain.

You're in my head?

Close fucking enough.

This is actually you just fucking replying to yourself in a private thread in your own entry to yourself.

Yeah well.

.....Does this mean if I have a dream I'm getting dream punched?

Yes.

...Can we do other dream things?

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I'm fucking getting the fuck back into the back of your brain now.

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