[Event]

[beastkingnaoma]

There's some kind of shrimpy runt running around Domino. He's barely 5'3 at best, but he looks even shorter because he sort of slouches.

He looks familiar. Almost like Yuri, but older. And he's short. Very short.

He's eating a sandwich and looking at a storefront.

Comments

[beastkingnaoma]

"Why. You only see me constantly."

[memoryistime]

... I dunno, I don't know any shrimps.

[beastkingnaoma]

"Must be your feminine memory."

[memoryistime]

*twitches*

And I definitely don't know any shrimps who'd say something that idiotic. The only one who might is a lot taller.

[beastkingnaoma]

"Why do people keep saying that?!"

[memoryistime]

Well I dunno over a foot or so of difference in height is pretty big.

[beastkingnaoma]

"I'm as tall as I've ever been, woman."

[memoryistime]

Uh-huh. I don't talk to kids.

[beastkingnaoma]

"I'M 18."

[memoryistime]

That's a kid to me, kid. I'm about 30.

*... ... he looks younger than you...!*

[beastkingnaoma]

"Yes yes, Ms. Looks 15."

[memoryistime]

*uses the lower palm of his hand to slam into your forehead for that comment*

I have no idea what you're talking about, brat.

[beastkingnaoma]

"OW, DON'T HIT ME. IF YOU'RE MAD THAT YOU LOOK LIKE A TEENAGE GIRL TAKE IT UP WITH YOUR BRATTY BOSS."

[memoryistime]

You stop acting like you're Jinn or something.

[beastkingnaoma]

"I am Jinn!"

[memoryistime]

You're a what. Speak up, I can't hear kids.

[beastkingnaoma]

"I AM JINN, GOODAMMIT."

[memoryistime]

If I accept that you're Jinn, I think I might snap.

So I'm going to just accept that you're a dumb kid instead.

[beastkingnaoma]

"Why can't you accept that I'm Jinn."

[memoryistime]

Because if you were Jinn, I might have to kill you. For being obnoxious.

Also I hate to think of a world where people spontaneously deage and don't have anything to explain it by.

[beastkingnaoma]

"I've always been this age you caramel tart."

[memoryistime]

Jinn's in his twenties or something, I dunno what, he's a goddamn giant.

You're what, 16? 15?

[beastkingnaoma]

"I'm 18, and I've always been 18 god damn it, why do all you lunatics keep saying that?!"

[memoryistime]

Oh, so you're suddenly eternally 18 years old, no matter what?

[beastkingnaoma]

"Well not eternally, but you know what I mean! This isn't new!"