Dual Post

[beastkingnaoma]

 If anyone sees a huge barbarian chick with a camera, tell me, she put a gypsy curse on me.

This is getting REALLY tiring.

[Event Post]

There's some guy, with completely perfect hair, teeth, and an open shirt, standing with his hips cocked, on a street corner. Nearly sparkling.

Yes, an open shirt, when it's like thirty degrees. He looks unamused.

Comments

[greyerthanabyss]

::Tries to drive through the street corner so mud splashes you.::

[beastkingnaoma]

He is splashed. He then shimmers as the mud vanishes, and he turns, being forced into another male pin-up pose.

[greyerthanabyss]

::Halts when she notices.::

What.

[beastkingnaoma]

"...Magic curse."

He raises his arms above his head and folds them over each other.

[greyerthanabyss]

... A curse that makes you look like a faggot.

[beastkingnaoma]

"YES, THAT'S EXACTLY WHAT IT DOES."

[greyerthanabyss]

... You look familiar.

[beastkingnaoma]

"I'm Kouji's. Guy."

[greyerthanabyss]

... ::Looks you up and down.::

If you didn't look like such a tremendous faggot, I could see her being into you.

[beastkingnaoma]

"I DON'T NORMALLY LOOK LIKE THIS."

[greyerthanabyss]

Only your word to believe it. Faggot.

[beastkingnaoma]

"YOU'VE SEEN ME BEFORE, I'M THE SAME GUY KOUJI IS ALWAYS AROUND."

[greyerthanabyss]

Yeah, and my name's Betty Sue.

[beastkingnaoma]

"IT WAS A CURSE."

[greyerthanabyss]

...

[beastkingnaoma]

"what."

[greyerthanabyss]

... ::Splashes more mud on you.::

[beastkingnaoma]

It sparkle shines off again.

[greyerthanabyss]

... Okay, this is just bullshit and no fun. ::Drives away.::