Dual Post

[beastkingnaoma]

 If anyone sees a huge barbarian chick with a camera, tell me, she put a gypsy curse on me.

This is getting REALLY tiring.

[Event Post]

There's some guy, with completely perfect hair, teeth, and an open shirt, standing with his hips cocked, on a street corner. Nearly sparkling.

Yes, an open shirt, when it's like thirty degrees. He looks unamused.

Comments

[greyerthanabyss]

::Tries to drive through the street corner so mud splashes you.::

[lust_ai_love]

... Barbarian Chick? Ugh, don't tell me Yuri wasn't lying...

[beastkingnaoma]

She called me a gorilla and then put a gypsy curse on me.

[beastkingnaoma]

He is splashed. He then shimmers as the mud vanishes, and he turns, being forced into another male pin-up pose.

[greyerthanabyss]

::Halts when she notices.::

What.

[lust_ai_love]

... Define Gypsy curse.

[Journal]

[memoryistime]

... What. Exactly happened to you?

[beastkingnaoma]

"...Magic curse."

He raises his arms above his head and folds them over each other.

Re: [Journal]

[beastkingnaoma]

I.

Seem to be.

unable to stop posing.

And all clothing becomes very suggestive.

...And my teeth are extremely shiny.

[beastkingnaoma]

I'M STUCK AS A FUCKING MALE PIN-UP.

Re: [Journal]

[memoryistime]

... wow when you said gypsy curse you weren't joking.

[greyerthanabyss]

... A curse that makes you look like a faggot.

[lust_ai_love]

Own'd. You had it coming.

[beastkingnaoma]

...For what?!

Re: [Journal]

[beastkingnaoma]

YES. IT IS BAD.

[beastkingnaoma]

"YES, THAT'S EXACTLY WHAT IT DOES."

[lust_ai_love]

Opening a titty bar.

[greyerthanabyss]

... You look familiar.

[beastkingnaoma]

IT.

IS.

A.

HOSTESS.

CLUB.

[beastkingnaoma]

"I'm Kouji's. Guy."

[lust_ai_love]

Titty bar.

[greyerthanabyss]

... ::Looks you up and down.::

If you didn't look like such a tremendous faggot, I could see her being into you.

[beastkingnaoma]

"I DON'T NORMALLY LOOK LIKE THIS."

[beastkingnaoma]

No nudity.

[greyerthanabyss]

Only your word to believe it. Faggot.