Dual Post

[beastkingnaoma]

 If anyone sees a huge barbarian chick with a camera, tell me, she put a gypsy curse on me.

This is getting REALLY tiring.

[Event Post]

There's some guy, with completely perfect hair, teeth, and an open shirt, standing with his hips cocked, on a street corner. Nearly sparkling.

Yes, an open shirt, when it's like thirty degrees. He looks unamused.

Comments

[lust_ai_love]

... Define Gypsy curse.

[beastkingnaoma]

I'M STUCK AS A FUCKING MALE PIN-UP.

[lust_ai_love]

Own'd. You had it coming.

[beastkingnaoma]

...For what?!

[lust_ai_love]

Opening a titty bar.

[beastkingnaoma]

IT.

IS.

A.

HOSTESS.

CLUB.

[lust_ai_love]

Titty bar.

[beastkingnaoma]

No nudity.

[lust_ai_love]

[beastkingnaoma]

It's true!

[lust_ai_love]

It still reeks of sleaze and you deserve to suffer for it.

[beastkingnaoma]

I'm aiding the country.

[lust_ai_love]

In what way.

[beastkingnaoma]

aids in population expansion.

[lust_ai_love]

So it's a brothel.

[beastkingnaoma]

Aids in men finding wives by providing a comfortable dating experience, smarty pants.

[lust_ai_love]

And my name is Anastasia.

[beastkingnaoma]

Demon you is much more agreeable.

[lust_ai_love]

She's also a whore!

[beastkingnaoma]

And you're not-a-whore and sort of a bitch, so I guess it balances out.

[lust_ai_love]

... How am I a bitch!?

[beastkingnaoma]

You assume I'm running a brothel! and are super dismissive of people! And stuff!

[lust_ai_love]

I've seen the club. It looks SLEAZY.

And dismissive of WHO? You? You run the sleaze club.

[beastkingnaoma]

I HAVEN'T FINISHED CLEANING IT UP YET.

That's no reason to be dismissive of me!

[lust_ai_love]

... I just. It feels like I should object to it on principal and make sure it's not near any schools or places where children are and I should be on a PTA, OKAY!?