Dual Post

[beastkingnaoma]

 If anyone sees a huge barbarian chick with a camera, tell me, she put a gypsy curse on me.

This is getting REALLY tiring.

[Event Post]

There's some guy, with completely perfect hair, teeth, and an open shirt, standing with his hips cocked, on a street corner. Nearly sparkling.

Yes, an open shirt, when it's like thirty degrees. He looks unamused.

Comments

[beastkingnaoma]

aids in population expansion.

[lust_ai_love]

So it's a brothel.

[beastkingnaoma]

Aids in men finding wives by providing a comfortable dating experience, smarty pants.

[lust_ai_love]

And my name is Anastasia.

[beastkingnaoma]

Demon you is much more agreeable.

[lust_ai_love]

She's also a whore!

[beastkingnaoma]

And you're not-a-whore and sort of a bitch, so I guess it balances out.

[lust_ai_love]

... How am I a bitch!?

[beastkingnaoma]

You assume I'm running a brothel! and are super dismissive of people! And stuff!

[lust_ai_love]

I've seen the club. It looks SLEAZY.

And dismissive of WHO? You? You run the sleaze club.

[beastkingnaoma]

I HAVEN'T FINISHED CLEANING IT UP YET.

That's no reason to be dismissive of me!

[lust_ai_love]

... I just. It feels like I should object to it on principal and make sure it's not near any schools or places where children are and I should be on a PTA, OKAY!?

[beastkingnaoma]

..Oh.

You're rebounding.

[lust_ai_love]

... Huh?

[beastkingnaoma]

You were all demonic and titties and now your rebounding so you gotta be all apple pie and sun dresses.

[lust_ai_love]

...

You do realize how incredibly sexist that all sounds, right?

[beastkingnaoma]

Well how else am I supposed to explain it.

You were pretty focused on sex so now you're rebounding to what you perceive as the opposite of that, there, are you happy.

[lust_ai_love]

Yes. That sounds better. You could make the club into a children's community center. Fight urban blight. Or a YMCA.

[beastkingnaoma]

...Those don't make money..!

[lust_ai_love]

Don't you care about the future? About children? Sustainability? Education? No Acid Rain?

[beastkingnaoma]

Not.

Really.

[lust_ai_love]

And that's why I refuse to work with you. You're selfish, petty, sexist and a thug who only cares about money!

[beastkingnaoma]

No, I'm just not some crazy busy body.

[lust_ai_love]

... Busy body!? And I'm not crazy!

[beastkingnaoma]

Yes you are, and yes you are.