Dual Post

[beastkingnaoma]

 If anyone sees a huge barbarian chick with a camera, tell me, she put a gypsy curse on me.

This is getting REALLY tiring.

[Event Post]

There's some guy, with completely perfect hair, teeth, and an open shirt, standing with his hips cocked, on a street corner. Nearly sparkling.

Yes, an open shirt, when it's like thirty degrees. He looks unamused.

Comments

[greyerthanabyss]

::Tries to drive through the street corner so mud splashes you.::

[beastkingnaoma]

He is splashed. He then shimmers as the mud vanishes, and he turns, being forced into another male pin-up pose.

[greyerthanabyss]

::Halts when she notices.::

What.

[beastkingnaoma]

"...Magic curse."

He raises his arms above his head and folds them over each other.

[greyerthanabyss]

... A curse that makes you look like a faggot.

[beastkingnaoma]

"YES, THAT'S EXACTLY WHAT IT DOES."

[greyerthanabyss]

... You look familiar.

[lust_ai_love]

... Barbarian Chick? Ugh, don't tell me Yuri wasn't lying...

[beastkingnaoma]

She called me a gorilla and then put a gypsy curse on me.

[lust_ai_love]

... Define Gypsy curse.

[beastkingnaoma]

I'M STUCK AS A FUCKING MALE PIN-UP.

[lust_ai_love]

Own'd. You had it coming.

[beastkingnaoma]

...For what?!

[Journal]

[memoryistime]

... What. Exactly happened to you?

Re: [Journal]

[beastkingnaoma]

I.

Seem to be.

unable to stop posing.

And all clothing becomes very suggestive.

...And my teeth are extremely shiny.

Re: [Journal]

[memoryistime]

... wow when you said gypsy curse you weren't joking.

Re: [Journal]

[beastkingnaoma]

YES. IT IS BAD.

Re: [Journal]

[memoryistime]

I'd say it sounds hilarious but I guess that would be cruel.

Re: [Journal]

[beastkingnaoma]

Oh you'd melt.

[tsunny_sunday]

::Walking by. ... Notices. ... Sets up Camera, smirking.::

Well this should be worth a few chuckles.

[beastkingnaoma]

"I'll crush that camera if you dare."

[tsunny_sunday]

Hey, I'm allowed to enjoy eyecandy!

[beastkingnaoma]

"..You're not laughing?"

[tsunny_sunday]

... Well yes, but it's above the human hearing range. Obviously.

[beastkingnaoma]

"....Wut."