Dual Post

[beastkingnaoma]

 If anyone sees a huge barbarian chick with a camera, tell me, she put a gypsy curse on me.

This is getting REALLY tiring.

[Event Post]

There's some guy, with completely perfect hair, teeth, and an open shirt, standing with his hips cocked, on a street corner. Nearly sparkling.

Yes, an open shirt, when it's like thirty degrees. He looks unamused.

Comments

[beastkingnaoma]

"...A girl that looked like an over-fed amazon put a gypsy curse on me with a camera."

[tsunny_sunday]

... With a camera.

[beastkingnaoma]

"It was a magic camera."

[tsunny_sunday]

... They make magic cameras?

[beastkingnaoma]

"No, there's just o-why do you want a magic camera."

[tsunny_sunday]

... Why would I want a magic camera? That sounds stupid. Only dumb bitches want magic cameras.

Me? I want a pool and an Easy Bake Oven. ::Snaps another picture.::

[beastkingnaoma]

"...easy. bake. oven."

[tsunny_sunday]

Yeah. Easy Bake Oven.

[beastkingnaoma]

"..Why."

[tsunny_sunday]

'cuz every girl should have an easy bake oven. Duh.

[beastkingnaoma]

"..You're an adult, you could just. Make cookies.

Are you sure you don't have one built into your stomach or something."

[tsunny_sunday]

... I do, but I want a regular one. To make cookies with. In my Easy Bake Oven.

[beastkingnaoma]

"...Is this a baby thing."

[tsunny_sunday]

... Baby thing?

[beastkingnaoma]

"Is this like a euphemism for babies."

[tsunny_sunday]

... What are you? Stupid?

[beastkingnaoma]

"...Yes?"

[tsunny_sunday]

I mean one of the shitty Hasbro things, you fucking dumbass.

::Snaps another photo.::

[beastkingnaoma]

"..It sounded like a baby euphemism."

[tsunny_sunday]

... Do you want kids?

[beastkingnaoma]

"...I dunno. Kinda. Maybe."

[tsunny_sunday]

Well, I dunno if I can even carry a kid or anything.

[beastkingnaoma]

"..Pretty sure since Noriko rebuilt you, you're more than capable."

[tsunny_sunday]

I was then re-rebuilt by a dumb group of giggling bitchy teenage math wizards.

[beastkingnaoma]

"..What did they change?"