Dual Post

[beastkingnaoma]

 If anyone sees a huge barbarian chick with a camera, tell me, she put a gypsy curse on me.

This is getting REALLY tiring.

[Event Post]

There's some guy, with completely perfect hair, teeth, and an open shirt, standing with his hips cocked, on a street corner. Nearly sparkling.

Yes, an open shirt, when it's like thirty degrees. He looks unamused.

Comments

[beastkingnaoma]

"..It sounded like a baby euphemism."

[tsunny_sunday]

... Do you want kids?

[beastkingnaoma]

"...I dunno. Kinda. Maybe."

[tsunny_sunday]

Well, I dunno if I can even carry a kid or anything.

[beastkingnaoma]

"..Pretty sure since Noriko rebuilt you, you're more than capable."

[tsunny_sunday]

I was then re-rebuilt by a dumb group of giggling bitchy teenage math wizards.

[beastkingnaoma]

"..What did they change?"

[tsunny_sunday]

How the fuck should I know? What do I look like, a fucking Thermonuclear Rocket Scientist Wizard?

[beastkingnaoma]

"I would assume you at least knew what they did to you."

He pokes around on her.

"Do you have an instruction manual?"

[tsunny_sunday]

Yes, in a heavily armed vault guarded by incredibly wizardy, or so I'm told, you useless faggot.

[beastkingnaoma]

"..So what good are you if you don't even know what you can do."

[tsunny_sunday]

I know what I can do.

[beastkingnaoma]

"I thought you said you didn't know!"

[tsunny_sunday]

I turn into a giant murder spider.

[beastkingnaoma]

"...Obviously those bimbos must have done something else. Maybe you spit out money now."

[tsunny_sunday]

Who cares. ::Snaps Photo.:: I'm more mad at you than them.

[beastkingnaoma]

"Why me?!"

[tsunny_sunday]

Because they haven't been blown up yet. God.

[beastkingnaoma]

"I have to find a good sidekick."

[tsunny_sunday]

::Looks at you incredulously.::

[beastkingnaoma]

"What."

[tsunny_sunday]

... a. good. sidekick.

[beastkingnaoma]

"Yes. What."

[tsunny_sunday]

You are lower than scum.

[beastkingnaoma]

"...What?1"