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[beastkingnaoma]

 ...Okay, look.

 

I'm the first to admit I've been out of the game for uh.

 

Five years? Five years.

 

Are duels just fights now.

 

I'm confused.

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[wherethewildthingsare]

That sounds fucking stupid.

[magmaheart]

It really is.

At this point I think I'd be safer if I went pro boxer than pro duelist, because boxing has more rules.

[wherethewildthingsare]

....Don't you run a cafe?

Won't your mom kick your ass if you slack on that?

[magmaheart]

Yeah, well, it's been less exciting now that the pile of men has started to dwindle. I tried my hand at the junior league, but, uh. Turns out five, six year old FIRE decks aren't really good anymore.

It's more of a bar and grill now than a diner. I'm debating if I should do karaoke nights at this point.

...And, probably. She's running the sister restaurant a few cities over. With gramps' help.

[wherethewildthingsare]

Try not to bleed all over the dishes, customers hate that.

[magmaheart]

Are ya doing something like this?

I assumed ya had run off into the mountains ta become a tengu or something.

[wherethewildthingsare]

I run a cabaret club.

Also no.

[magmaheart]

Oh. ...you'd get along great with my mom.

Let me have this.

[wherethewildthingsare]

I ain't a tengu!

[magmaheart]

Fine.

Sasquatch then.

[wherethewildthingsare]

I'm going to print fake coupons for free food and give them to all your illegitimate siblings.

[magmaheart]

Joke's on you, they already guilt me into that.

[wherethewildthingsare]

Fine.

Then I'll give them both jobs so they can pay and feel justified in being more obnoxious.

[magmaheart]

...You know?

Sure.

I know Trendafilka was looking for part-time work anyway.

[wherethewildthingsare]

...

Goddammit.